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A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold,
Or whether the weather be hot,
We'll weather the weather
Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not!
Betty Botter bought some butter,
But, she said, “The butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Is sure to make my batter better.”
So she bought a bit of butter Better than her bitter butter, And she put it in her batter And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.
Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the bore,
That boar will bore the bear no more.